Don't let this worry you!
Facebook keeps track of your friends' birthdays, and sending them a message on their special day only takes a couple seconds.
There's nothing cool about opening your profile and finding some wimp has drawn a naked woman on your wall made from asterisks (*), dollar signs ($) and dashes (-).
Like drunken text messages, inebriated wall posts lead to heartache, in more ways than you can imagine.
There are literally thousands of Facebook applications on the market, but having too many can clutter your profile and make you look like a stinky geek.
There is nothing more tragic than a Facebook profile devoted to a loved one or a potential partner.
Installing Facebook apps is as simple as ordering something to eat from a restaurant menu.
A lot of people won't join Facebook!
